Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Frankie Cocozza - Kicked out for being what they wanted him to be?

What did Gary say about Louis?

Louis picks bad acts and makes them worse.

Frankie Cocozza, the 18 year-old X Factor finalist that I have criticised from the moment I saw his first audition has been unceremoniously booted out of the live finals for “breaking the golden rule” and telling production staff that he had done drugs. Really? I don't remember that rule. It must have been introduced in series two.

Anyway let me remind you of first televised audition. These are some Frankie Cocozza quotes,

I wanna be famous, I wanna be huge. I look forward to all the money, the cars, the showing off but mainly I’m looking forward to all the girls.”

I see myself as a bit of a liability but I can admit that.”

Louis Walsh asked him why he had entered The X Factor? Frankie replied, “For the girls!” and everyone laughed and they cut to teenage girls in the audience. He then followed the script by showing the names of 7 girls tattooed on his bum. Everyone is having fun and Frankie is on top of the world.

Louis said, “Great rock voice and you’re a cheeky chappy

Tulisa said, “It’s clear the girls love you and after that audition it’s going to get a whole lot worse.”

Kelly, “I like you. I usually like the bad boys. I like your voice, I like your whole vibe.”

Gary, “I think people are going to love you.”

He then got FOUR yeses and to complete the audition X Factor producers play One Direction’s new single. “You don’t know you’re beautiful.”

Gary eventually became his mentor and inexplicably put him through not only boot camp and judges’ houses but into the live finals despite his lack of vocal ability and his questionable dedication to his craft. “Frankie, you’re my pop star!”

It was obvious to millions at home that he was anything but and even Lord Sugar was on twitter “Frankie on X Factor apparently broke ‘the golden rule’ – he couldn’t sing!”

Now “Frankie CokeUpTheNozza” has been trending on twitter and his mentor Gary Barlow has come out saying, “I’m disappointed in Frankie!”

So that’s it. Frankie is crap and is gone.

An X Factor insider told The Daily Mail,

‘Frankie is the worst role model we have ever had on the show.

‘We couldn’t have someone who thinks they are the next Pete Doherty – and more importantly, acting like it – performing to millions of impressionable children and teenagers. We did what we had to do and told Frankie to go.’

Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. I feel compelled to write about it because it is wrong.

I’ll take it you’ve seen A Few Good Men with Tom Cruise a lawyer defending two marines. They had accidentally killed a fellow marine after given orders to assault him, known as a “code red”. Jack Nicholson played Colonel Nathan Jessep who had ordered the Code Red but denied he had ordered it as he would be held responsible for the death. The film is wicked! If you’ve not seen it you really must.

Now I’m not claiming to be Tom Cruise and this is hardly life or death but Gary Barlow is Colonel Jessep.

What we have here is a mentor that openly encouraged his artist to act like a rebel pop star and now he says he’s disappointed?

On live show two after Frankie’s performance and criticisms from Louis Walsh, Gary said, “Back in the really world that was fantastic mate, well done!

The following week he said, “Last week I lied for you, I said you were good it was awful.”

Gary is the mentor, the man Frankie trusted. I believe Frankie was told to just be himself and maybe a little be more. What he didn’t have in voice Gary wanted him to make up in rock star bad behaviour.

Look at this intro CLICK HERE for building up as some sort of star. A total set up by the production team. The backstage filming is pre-recorded. It's fake. Frankie is really just standing backstage crapping his pants waiting for his cue to go on stage.

I think it all went wrong when ratings went down, Frankie swore on TV which lead to grave concerns from the clean family firm of Marks and Spencer. You don’t want a kid in adverts who says, ‘Fucking have it!” the weeks leading up to Christmas.

18 year-old Frankie had slept with 69 girls and Gary Barlow introduces him to the families across the UK, “Lock up your daughters, it’s Frankie Cocozza!” it just wasn’t right for ITV or M&S.

On top of that, One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson came under fire for backing tuneless Frankie and asking his fans to vote for him; a week before the clean-cut boy-band were due on the show to promote a new single. Frankie was by now toxic and Louis had to stop tweeting about him.

The last straw was losing The Risk. As I said in a previous blog, that was not part of the plan. The show is in meltdown.

So what about his mentor Gary Barlow? It’s one of two things, either Frankie did as he was told and acted out the life of a rock and roll star or he totally ignored Gary’s orders to behave and concentrate on the competition.

If Frankie ignored Gary what does that say about him as “head judge”? He chooses bad songs, can’t control his act, picks bad acts and lies for them? If Frankie was just following orders then it was a huge error by his mentor that got him kicked out. Gary's judgement has not even been questioned. Look up John Wilding the boy who should be there!

Frankie Cocozza should never have got past the first audition. He should be doing something else with his life but now he has been taken out of a Christmas advert for M&S, hated on twitter and humiliated with the name “Frankie CokeUpYourNozza”

Remember what Frankie said in his FIRST audition.

I see myself as a bit of a liability but I can admit that.”

I think Frankie was just being Frankie but egged on by the production team to be a rock star. I think it’s a tragic manipulation of a young man by the X Factor which they are responsible for but somehow unlike Colonel Jessep, I don't think Gary Barlow will ever admit that he ordered the Code Red.


Prediction: they are now frantically talking to Johnny Robinson to convince him to take a little drink not to come back and give the opportunity to The Risk. This would be the ultimate kick in the public’s bollocks.

Sunday, 6 November 2011

X Factor Live Show 4 - Club weak.

For predictions skip to end of blog.

The X Factor meltdown continues with Cowell announcing that he wants JLS and One Direction to help boost sales of this year’s X Factor charity single and, according to Closer, he is also planning a new reality show to replace the X Factor if it continues it’s decline …so plenty to look forward to.

Last night was the worst show in the history of The X Factor. It was arguably the worst 90 minutes I’ve witnessed since England lost to Norway 2-0 in 1993 and failed to qualify for the World Cup. The quality of the judges and the resulting acts are just not good enough for Saturday night prime time ITV television. If The Sun wasn’t part of the PR machine it would have printed a picture of Gary Barlow with a turnip on his head by now.

I still can’t take Gary seriously since giving us Frankie and his subsequent lies to keep him in and now it turns out he might be having his gags written by James Corden’s co-writer Ben Winston.

It’s such a small world. Frankie knows Take That band member Jason Orange and James Corden knows One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson who is calling on his fans to back Gary Barlow’s Frankie. Cue the Soap theme tune.

The first judge to crack under the pressure was Louis Walsh. WestLife are about to retire, his new girlband “Wonderland” were recently dropped and he got dumped by X Factor winner Shayne Ward who is now carving a successful career in “Rock of Ages”. Louis’ only remaining act is Jedward - two tuneless goons – the pride of Irish music and Eurovision.

Louis was the little spark of a pretty damp squib. His newfound attitude could be the result of a realisation that the party is finally over and it’s last orders at the X Factor free bar. Like a drunken gran, Louis gave out a few home truths to Kelly for not turning up last week and to Barlow for how crap Frankie is. His tantrum was the highlight of the night.

It’s going to be hard for me to call this double elimination this week. I think that only Marcus and Little Mix are safe. Any two of the others could go.

The trouble is that X Factor make up the rules as they go along. Is it the bottom act and then a sing off between the next two or do all three sing?

The double elimination has been called because they can make a shock exit for someone. It’s not to restore any modicum of credibility to the tarnished “reality” franchise. They want viewers not stars. Frankie and Kitty need to stay and I think they will, or at least one of them will.

I don’t think the label is looking to sign many acts this year. They have enough going on with their current crop flogging stuff and with Leona Lewis and Alexandra Burke planning releases in 2012.

The obvious strugglers are Johnny, Janet, Kitty and Frankie. The Risk were ok but do not connect with the audience. Little Mix are winning the battle of the bands in my opinion but both should be safe.

The show opened with Johnny Robinson who was terrible. Gary Barlow called him “a wedding singer” which was an insult to wedding singers.

One of my pet hates with The X Factor is that these so-called experts are willing to insult the grass roots of our music industry. Every week they mock cruise ship singers, wedding singers, pub, club and karaoke singers.

You never hear premiership managers making derogatory comments about the lower leagues. There are some fantastic musicians playing small gigs while The X Factor celebrate mediocrity.

I’m going to have a guess as it is too close to call this week:

Misha – on last and was good but bullying accusations may be a problem possible surprise exit.

Janet – in danger as she was poor yet again but will get the Irish vote. Possible exit.

Craig - Ok, no star quality and isn’t as entertaining as Marcus so in danger of going this week.

Johnny – first on, very poor. Louis has abandoned the camp diva outfits and this will make it hard for him now. Gary put the boot in. I think Johnny will go.

Little Mix – are loved by the judges and loved by teenage girls. Safe.

The Risk – are the only straight men left and after doing a Shalamar track are aimed at 20 somethings and housewives. Safe unless they have decided to back Little Mix as winners.

Frankie – should be gone but Louis has probably helped to get silly girls voting. I’m expecting a not so surprising stay.

Kitty the press giving her a hard time, Gary had a go at her, did a Madonna song. The want her to lose but they need her to stay.

Marcus – Safe.

I really don’t know, I’m guessing Johnny or Kitty with Craig, Janet or...Misha?

Don’t bet on what I think… but I’ll go with Johnny and Craig but I'm probably wrong.


Excuse mistakes. Cheers.